roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered





Now we wait


MAN DOWN MAN DOWN


This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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  • Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
  • Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
  • Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
  • Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
  • Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
  • Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
  • Family: *comes home*
  • Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*
  • bollig52:

Joel and Henrik Lundqvist attend the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Sports Awards in Los Angeles, California (7/17/14)
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